That my friends, is a rhetorical question, or as I call them; the best kind of question.

I feel like that with my weight currently, the good news is…

…it’s completely untrue.

Yep.

That’s right, it’s possible to live a rich, fulfilling life where you can eat all the tasties AND be slim*, I know this and I’m going to show you how. By doing it 💪! Over the next however many weeks, it might take a while, but we’ll be ok, because we’re going to do this together, and it’s going to be fucking wonderful.

💖.

*slim isn’t always best, replace this with fit, or whatever works for you 🙂